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Sunday, January 06, 2013

Single Men and Cleanliness 

Even though I am a gay man, I don’t do what normal gay people do. I don’t do a lot of partying/clubbing, my bedroom is always a mess, I don’t know how to dress up and I like doing my greasy dirty job at work. But, in spite of not having sensible fashion nous and my devotion to my dirty career, I have a pretty high cleanliness standard.

My mom raised me to prioritise cleanliness. Clothes are to be washed daily, common areas like living and dining are to be swept and tidied up (even though by end of ANY day, it would look like a war zone), to be kind to environment by not littering and so on. We also were taught on how to take a shower, how to scrub at places you thought you can neglect, wash in between your toes and keep your nails short no matter what. I’m lucky that way.

Therefore, I always wander, those single men out there who has bad body odour, who repeatedly wear same shirt AND underwear in a week, who never bother to clip their nails, who rudely sit with their dirty foot up when in company, who doesn’t care about cleanliness; what kind of upbringing were they exposed to growing up?

Don't do this

I am never to blame the parents. Growing up also meant having the time to learn about these things. Stop telling people that because you are a single man, you are excused. Being a single man is not a ticket for you to be a fucking slob or to have Taman Negara under your armpit, it should be the time which you portray yourself to the world that you can take care of yourself and your possible loved one.

Unless you want to be single to your pathetic grave, personal hygiene is vital and should never be ignored.

You're not a fucking pig. Please send out your clothes to laundry room and shower properly, your BO nauseates me.

Thank you.

But I’ll forgive everything and will be your personal hygiene slave if you are him.

Oh La La
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posted by Musang at 1/06/2013 11:01:00 pm

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