That is the truest fact I have for now. Not that I haven’t tried looking, but whenever I try to use those ‘social media’ websites for gay men, I got distracted by profile pictures of the good looking ones, the hottest bodies and those abso-fucking-lutely gorgeous specimens of mankind. I never say hi though, because most of these people are douchebags.

Why douchebags? Because they are racists, age-ists, weight-ists and personality-ists. They log in to find either one night stand or a complete copy version of themselves. Like when you watch the ad for gay people or watch certain kind of ‘movies’, they managed to exert a stereotype of gay men that gay people everywhere has to follow.

And I wonder, where would the ugly, short, coloured, fat and a little bit campy people like me have to go to find us a boyfriend. Maybe not a soulmate (I don’t believe in soulmate; we’ll discuss this later) but a kind human being who laugh at our jokes, who would miss us when we’re not around, who would give us earth shattering orgasm regularly and one who spare a little space in his heart for us.

I understand that I’m not living in a rom-com Hollywood movie. Where the storyline would be once I’m done writing this, like as if in magic, a hot guy would suddenly be interested in me. And we become a couple. And 30mins before movie ends, we will be having a huge fight, but all is well before the credits rolls. But then again, I won’t be complaining if that’s exactly what’s going to happen in a couple of days.

So where should I find these men. Men who wanted a relationship and is very good in bed. Where should I hang around to find the one? Because if they are not coming to get me, I’m coming for them.